Celina Jaitley's Breasts Were Enhanced (Digitally) to Send Out a Message to Protect Elephants

JAITLEY GETS JUMBO TREATMENT

Sex sells. It is an adage as old as mankind itself. This recent advertisement for PETA, which is yet to appear in publications, and something that we got hold of in advance (as we always do), goes to show how little the world changes. This picture that you see here is that of actress Celina Jaitley. Notice something different?

Well, we can't quite call you sick, coz we noticed it ourselves!

Celina's breasts have obviously been enhanced digitally to attract attention towards the issue. In a tight t-shirt that would put Samantha Fox to shame and grey hot pants straight out of Archie's comics, Jaitley is shackled with chains: all this now to represent a grey elephant. Our source, who has worked on the PETA campaign, tells us, "One needs to do these things to attract attention to a glaring issue. We have deliberately done this."

Responding to the jumbo size of her assets, the actress was completely calm when we called her on the telephone. "I was not aware of it, but now that you tell, yes, my breasts do look different. But I have done it for a good cause. I don't think it should be much of an issue," said she.

Two thumbs up for Celina's environmental passion.

In the past, PETA has not shied away from using the power of seduction to bring forth issues of environmental degradation and endangered bio-diversity in our tragic times. For instance, Rakhi Sawant and Sherlyn Chopra might have made a career out of the outré, but have also been featured in PETA campaigns. The two of them in fact went to the extent of becoming caged tigresses for a live audience.

Guess Celina will have to make do with being a jumbo! Haathi Mere Saathi, we approve!